Have you ever heard of the 326 Special?
Well then you probably have never met my friend Brian.
GO ‘Cats, right?
Brian, is the freshmen king of day drinking, and window tanning, excuse me, “base” tanning. If you ever want to have a good time on a Tuesday night, call him up, although he might get you in a fight, he’s a notorious chirper.
Brian’s pretty cool, and all the UNH bitties will be wanting some of him in a few years.
PS- You asked for it Brian