What Happened? I Blacked Out

Video of the post: Old School Debate scene

Song of the post: 3005 by Childish Gambino

What you should know about the video is that I just cranked out a paper and will stick it to my professor and his anti-American teachings today. Last class so I can’t wait.

On to the important matters; Red Sox and Bruins

The Red Sox, although I did bash them on twitter and a bit here, I now see what has and is taking shape. papi1It is great. Lester leaves to Chicago and cozy up with Theo and Jed, then the Sox promptly trade for two young pitchers that round out the back end of the rotation. They still need an ace. What the Sox did was equivalent to sticking it to Lester.

“Oh you want to leave for Chicago, fine we’ll improve the rotation behind the incoming ace and laugh as you have to deal with Johnny Gomes and Joe Maddon.”

This also shows to certain aces still on the market that the Sox aren’t playing around and can’t just hit and that they are ready to win. They have solid serviceable pitchers and young guns on the way up. Personally I would rather them sign Shields than trade for an ace.

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The big overrated Czech is back on the ice and is apparently playing tonight against the Chicago Blackhawks. Fitting that Chicago plays Boston and ‘our guy’ chose their mound over ours. I hope the Garden is rocking and the chirpers are out.

Back to Z playing tonight, I don’t think he should. His first game back against the most potent offense in the league, he looked slow this year anyway, so him playing tonight is puzzling, but I digress.

As overrated as I think he is, the boys in black and gold certainly need him back. I unfortunately have not seen much of the games this semester, you can blame the same professor as previously mentioned but, however I know they haven’t been at their best.

This is the time of the year they need to beat the ones they should and put up a fight against the better teams. I will say that the B’s need to make a move for a scorer on the top 2 lines.

The Bruins are in good position considering their predicament they got into with their injury plague and amount of games they played. As their schedule gets deeper and rate of games played thins, I expect them to make a great run and position themselves well going into the All-Star break.

Coming soon: Break down of the Patriots.

-Lomonte

+Masterson signs with Sox

+So now the Sox rotation:
(ACE)Porcello
Kelly
Miley
Bucchholz-Masterson-Prospects

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For the Love of Ted Williams

Song of the post: Prisoner’s Song by the Dropkick Murphys

For the first time in 95 years the Red Sox will have a chance to win the World Series at home on Fenway soil. The Cardinals fell a consecutive night to the Boston Red Sox 3-1 in game 5 of the World Series. Jon Lester out-dueled Adam Wainwright to edge Boston for the 3-2 series lead.

Now they head back to the greatest city on Earth; one team reeling in two losses, the other with budding confidence and the redemption man on the mound.

John Lackey, Michael Wacha; Game 6, Wednesday at 8.

Eighty-two million dollars on the line and a city ready to stand for their team. The cards are in our favor, take or leave the pun, with 2 games at home, a pitcher who has embodied the grit of this team, a bench as ready to play as the starters, a DH spot in the lineup, THE DH hitting hot as all hell and 46,000 fans ready to roar. David-Ortiz-patriotic-American-flag-Boston-jpg

Bring it on.

I’m not going to analyze the game tonight simply because it was a gem, and I’m leaving it at that. I have to look ahead to the match-ups on Wednesday night. First off, Wacha who has been lights out since September has got to give at some point, perhaps the mid-week bout. Then we have a rejuvinated Victorino who was rearing to go in tonight’s game which he was scratched from. Plus, Pedroia seems to have found the hits he’s known for, then PAPI need I say more? Then Napoli who will be rested and focused on the fastballs he loves. Toss up between Gomes and Nava. And Xander.

The lineup might do with some shaking up however. Although Farrell is set in his ways. I’d like to imagine that if they mixed it up it could look like thisEllsbury, Bogaerts, Ortiz, Pedroia, Napoli, Victorino, Gomes, Drew, Ross- Lackey (P)

We will only have to wait, I’m still excited we won and can’t wait to pull a Mr. Lomonte and run out on the lawn in excitement.

-Lager

+However, I don’t think I’ll really go to those measures because it’s been 6 years not, 86. And I didn’t have to go through the agony of watching them try and fail as much.

The Rise, Fall, Crash, Burn and Renaissance Of the Red Sox

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls Welcome to Fenway Park home of your Boston Red Sox,
(I suggest you click on the links as you reminisce)

Finally the day of the World Series and your bearded Boston Red Sox are back in the October classic. After many seasons of strange happenstance since their last victory and the rise of Red Sox Nation; they have returned. We waited just 6 years this time, instead of 86.

That number is still tough to type. The memories and nightmares from that number are still and always will be fresh in our minds. I never had live images of Dent, Buckner, or Fisk and the likes; but I saw the Boone home run, Grady Little’s last stand and the stolen base. All of them flash before my eyes as I type this for you to read.

RISE. Jason-Veritek-and-Keith-Foulke-Appearance

Papi’s heroics and Foulke’s erasing pitch birthed an entire new brand of Red Sox baseball. The one that was about filling seats, sexy rosters and selling pink hats. That worked and fueled big contracts, beer guts and an ’07 title. Why change that formula? Keep buying the clubhouse beers and signing their increasingly fatter checks and be competitive.

Always there, always in it.

That should be a Red Sox motto.

Always there, more than there; then in less than an hour, out of the playoffs completely. Again the memories, mostly nightmares and flashes of the 2011 team. Up in the 9th with the lock-down jig dancing closer against the measly Orioles. *last button to the Yankees/Rays game* Yankees are up by a landslide. The September from hell is over. *last button Red Sox/Orioles* One on. Papelbon still has it in the bag. *last button* “What in the– How? The Rays came back?! Whatever A-Rod is up maybe he can do us a favor and save us.” *last button and an eternity later* “Ball in the air, Crawford under it, closing in, closing in, he doesn’t catch it. Orioles walk–” *last* “7-7 Longoria cocks the bat, he hits it, down the line and the Rays win it!” *click—* 

Silence.

FALL.

From that moment on it was finger pointing and beer drinking and firing of managers and words shot every-which way. An offseason of disgust. Then utter confusion as Bobby Valentine was hired. You can hear the plane falling down. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

CRASH.

The 2012 Red Sox a team full of money and talent but nothing much else. We dealt with angry Papi, who however, was hitting the ball just like he used to. Then you heard murmurs of dislike. Then Pedroia shot at Bobby V. Texts were sent and more fingers were pointed. And we were tanking down, down, down. The trade deadline passed and somehow we just were expected to like and put up with this mockery of a team.

BURN.

And all of a sudden a trade went through. Sending bags of money and lifeless talent to LA. And we continued to burn into the history books as the clowns from Boston, with no end in sight. And yet the season ended and shortly thereafter Valentine was fired. John Farrell and a slew of free agents were signed to strange deals that were promised to get us back into it. Admit it we were all skeptical.

RENAISSANCE.

And yet hope springs eternal. These fellows were winning some games. But then our closer went down. Then another. But the team was still winning actual games. We got intrigued and the beards began to grow; some since long before and some just popping up as of now. We were intrigued during the season; merely interested because there’s no way that they can keep up the winning- they haven’t in what seemed like ages. No way could they keep this up. But they did, and gathered more than one believer on their way. 131003153809-red-sox-beards2-single-image-cut

They played several Cy Young Winners and candidates and were put up against some historical pitching and beat it with something more than just beards. They pitched toe to toe with some of the best, their bats went hot, then cold and yet we came back to life. We made a few of the most feared hitters and touted prospects fan and shake their head back to the dugouts. And we found out that Koji is part reptile with ice in his veins. We found Papi still has it in him to change a postseason. We have hope and we believe again.

“I haven’t found an answer for the question; why not us?”

After a long six years could it be possible that the Cardinals can, once again, help us forget the painful past?

Lager

+If you’ve seen Fever Pitch you’ll understand the reference in the link.

Wearing Number 2 for the Yankees

Song of the post: Beer for my Horses by Toby Keith

The Red Sox are atop  of the AL East and have been for a while. We here in Sox Nation hope that doesn’t change. Unfortunately we are a little banged up lately. Middlebrooks and Elsbury are out for unforseen time, and while Will Middlebrooks has a future here in Boston there’s no need to rush him back. Jacoby Elsbury on the other hand has got to go. sox vs yankees518.r

The Red Sox need to trade their 29 year old centerfielder or else he could walk at the end of the season when he is a free agent. If the Red Sox are to “turn the page” from the ’11 debacle and that whole identity they should get rid of the face of pink hats. Since he has entered the Sox lineup he has drawn many pink hat fans, chicks that don’t know the game and are interested in the sex appeal that the players have.

Elsbury has talent, but he also is prone to injuries, which is never good. In one aspect, Elsbury has only gotten injured when he’s cared about the game. Whether he was diving for a ball, stealing a base, or five; he was getting injured when he played hard and dirty.

However, the Red Sox need to trade him while he still has some value and they can get something for him. I would think that he could go for two low league prospects that they can keep in the farm for a little while seeing as their minor league teams are full to bursting with potential talent.

The Sox have Jackie Bradley Jr., Xander Boegarts, and Bryce Bents all outfielders for the future. They could get rid of Elsbury to make room for one of them and move toward the future. Aside from that they could use prospects for first base, or catcher. They need to hold on to their prospects and get rid of Jacoby.

The alternative to trading him is letting him walk away and sign with a number of teams. One of which is guaranteed to be the Yankees and look at the guy, he looks like he’d be a great face for the Yanks. He’d be a perfect right or left fielder for them once Ichiro leaves. Els, a lefty would make use of the short right porch at Yankee Stadium, and he doesn’t have a huge arm; again a great fit in the Bronx.

The matter isn’t at hand yet, but I think it’s time that Ben Cherington should begin to look for suitors for a trade because before we realize it Elsbury could be in pinstripes.

Lager