Lazier than Manny Ramirez on a Grounder to Short

Song(s) of the Post: Freak by Steve Aoki & Take U There by Jack U & a throwback on this thursday Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!! by Vengaboys

Apologies mean close to nothing in today’s world, and I have few avid followers of this blog to write one here. However, I have been busy with plenty of new responsibilities this semester, which speak to my absence on here.

So, as I try to escape studying, and writing papers, I stumbled back upon this hobby of mine.

Since my last post, the New England Patriots have not lost, Tom Brady is funkier than ever and Gronk has turnt up like we all know he can do. Since my last post, the Red Sox are no longer defending Champions, they are chasing free agents with promises and North End’s finest cuisine. Since my last post, the Bruins have started the season the way they should have, losing half their D-corps.

Now to elaborate on each of those topics:W1ST9658.JPG

The Patriots 8-2 on the year, and 6-0 since Kansas City, are in the driver’s seat of the AFC. They look well on their way to title 4. As I alluded to earlier Tom is playing at a ridiculous level for an over the hill QB. The O-line remembered that they’re protecting the greatest QB to play the game. The receivers have finally run the correct routes, and we still have two young guys who haven’t quite broken the starting 11 (Dobson, Tyms). The running game is looking as good as they can without Stevan Ridley, RIP. Bill is coaching out his mind, and the Militia of Boom is coming to fruition now that Browner and Revis are playing at the correct level.

I will say, this is all fun and games but its only November, and I beg that the Patriots aren’t peaking too early in the season. They are playing top-tier football but if they don’t enhance this play during the playoffs, then I gotta say, I’m a little nervous. And believe-me-you the Broncos peaked too early in the season, and dare I say it, but the Eli-led teams peaked weeks 15-February….

That stung, but I’m looking realistically. I don’t believe they’ll take a dip in performance, nor do I wish that upon my team. In Bill We Trust.

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Lester, Panda and the crew will cause some noise this year. 9a48d99d0dc9454aaf303233d4d9ea9f-9a48d99d0dc9454aaf303233d4d9ea9f-0

Things look promising on all fronts with the Red Sox and the free agent class this year. Then again, its only November. I expect a big year from the Sox, as I do every year. This year is the year they can put the Giants and Cardinals in check by asserting their dominance since ’04. Winning 4 in 11 years is just as impressive as 3 in 5. And its almost more difficult to do. With the pending addition of Sandoval, David Ortiz will have more than enough protection in the lineup and have an immensely productive summer. Pedroia in front of him, Cespedes behind him, Panda behind that, and Nap behind him. Not to mention Allen Craig, Xander and Castillo. I feel my wallet getting lighter with all the tickets and beer I plan on buying this summer. The team is going to be stacked…. On offense.

Pitching on the other hand, will be a wild ride. Assuming Lester returns and pitches close to his performance last year the ace will be an ace. 2-5 however will be kind of a toss up. De La Rosa, Webster and Joe Kelly are “meh” pitchers as of now and with the offense looking as potent as it is I’d say they’ll be alright in the end. Koji is back and we’ll need nothing less than what we’ve expected from him. Should be a fun summer with the Sox.

Buy your turkeys early this year, Pablo’s gonna be rich and hungry.

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The Bruins are right where we want them this year. There is no sarcasm in that statement either.They have talent and talent on the IR, set to return for the grind of the season, right in time to be healthy to ramp it up for the playoffs. B1FAzT9CIAA7Say

Rask will return to form and win some games for them. As I said, the injured D-corps will come back and just in time. As we have seen in such a short sampling, when Krejci is in the lineup they can beat whoever they want; all the lines are set in their entirety and they run the show on those nights. Dougie is coming into his own and has almost grown into his body, the 6’5″ Elsa costume wearing peer of mine has thrown on some muscle and has shown a “tough” side at times this year.

I’m not worried about the Bruins and I’d like them to stay put at the trade deadline.

-Lomonte

+BASKETBALL! CELTICS! RONDO! I got nothing.

+I’d rather Boychuk than Chara still on the team but that’s neither here nor there.

+Today’s post was brought to you by procrastination

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The Library

Suggested Listening- Amazing by Kanye West
Haven’t heard this in a long time.

UPDATED Suggestion: Otto Knows- Million Voices
I had fun this weekend because of this song. But then… other shit.

I’m at the library right now, and obviously I’m procrastinating. But I’m fine with it, because I have to write a lot tonight. That meaning, I can ramble on and on here and get my mind flowing, get a good playlist pumping and then hit it home when the lights here start to flicker out. tumblr_lqsqhb9bMy1qa2kv9o1_500_large

The library is actually a wonderful place, although some people don’t agree with me, it is a great sanctuary where I can get work done. If I ever found enough time I would explore libraries and try to learn.

But, ain’t nobody got time for that.

Instead we here at UNH have time to drink, day drink, night party, light couches on fire, get in fights, punch walls, yell at people you don’t mean to and awkwardly apologize in the morning.

Anyway, the library…

I actually get work done at the library, this post is an exception. I will get more done in 2-3 hours here than I would 24 hours in my dorm room, or house, or classroom. There’s something bout it that soothes me and makes my fingers type faster and my brain think better.

Ok, time to crack to it.

-Lomonte

+ My playlists are usually found on fratmusic.com– I just use the Rage category, it works

About Procrastination

Hey,

This entry is brought to you by a video I made, which is here.

Listen to it while reading this, and sipping your iced chai latte, you little hipster. Online blogs? Really?

I’m personally disgusted by writing this, but hey, I’m procrastinating.

More about the video/song you’re supposed to be listening to; my little 12 year old brother showed me the song and I couldn’t find the video on YouTube, to listen to while I was working. So naturally, once I forced the title and artist out of him I went to work creating that little masterpiece you clicked on. Right? Click it. Listen, sip your dunkachino.

Any how, I was supposed to be doing work today, but then got distracted, listened to the song on repeat, made the video, talked to a bunch of people online, got real work done, ate, then am back to procrastinating.

And that is going to be my downfall in my adult life. I am a good worker, but I need to have a secretary or assistant to guide me in what I’m supposed to be doing. I mean genius can’t be tamed but I need some direction sometimes, right?

When I procrastinate I usually read up on how the Red Sox are going to suck this year, how the Celtics will be the first all senior citizen team in the NBA, how the Patriots are the epitome of the NFL, and how the Bruins are quietly the best team in the NHL.

And then after I read all that, I spit out whatever nonsense I can type here, and force all 2 of you to read it.

Where was I?

Procrastination, yeah, awful, for example, I’ve been in the library for nearly 4 hours and got 2 things of homework done, written a blog, made a video, and texted a lot. Meanwhile y’all are watching the Super Bowl.

Which, I had no interest in once Satan’s servant, I mean Bernard Pollard speared Stevan Ridley.

I can’t say anything else. I have ADD and am caffeinated right now, but, I hope you enjoyed my random thoughts while you were drinking your carmel mocha iced coffee.

-Lomonte