Brady to Tebow! BRADY TO TEBOW!

Song of the post: Too Much by Dave Matthews

Training camp has started and the Tebow Train has left the station.

ny_u_ttebow4_sy_400The Patriots will have a circus on their hands with Tebow, Hernandez, Dennard and anything that happens with in Gronk’s party-life. There are two things that can stop it; winning and Belichick’s answers to the madness. “Yeah he suits up, plays football.” “He is a tough player.” “I think we just have to adjust.” That sums up an interview with Bill.

Win Brady win, that’s the mindset. It’ll be interesting to watch what happens throughout training camp and preseason games. This year you get the sense that besides Brady, and Gronk every position is going to be a battle. Best player wins.

Today they apparently had Tebow at WR. I love it. Absolutely love it. He’s going to be the guy we can throw to on 4th and two and as long as he catches it he will fight for those extra yards we need. He’s as big as a fullback, fast as a runningback and as versatile as they come. He’s a football player. He will line up on special teams, defense and the bench. Belichick is going to toy with the media and the opposing teams by throwing Tebow out their for ridiculous situations.

He’ll play my position that I play in basketball, “distraction guard.”

In a few weeks it won’t be “murderer, drunk, Hernandez, Dennard,” it’ll be “Brady to Tebow! Brady to Tebow! BRADY TO TEBOW!”

The Patriots will be fine, and the rest of the AFC East will blow up somehow so I’m not worried about that. Nor am I worried about the Ravens, and by Ravens I mean Joe Flacco because he’s the only one playing. I’m not worried about the Broncos either because have you seen what we’ve done to their defense the past two years? Demolished it, and that was with Elvis Dumervil.

BRADY TO TEBOW!  [Gronk/Tebow ’13]

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Time for the Tebow Train

Song of the Post: Meet Virginia by Train

Well Tim Tebow is a Patriot. They are full of everything, legendary QB in Tom Brady, backups, potentially great wide receivers, 3-4 tight ends capable of getting the job done, and a few runningbacks that can grab necessary yards. That rounds out the offense, and on defense they are young and unproven, and will shortly be a great defense in the NFL. They have all you need in a team.

The grizzly mastermind of a head coach. The handsome leader in their QB. The party animal tight end. The offensive line that are a bunch of rednecks. Some thugs on defense and vice versa with a few of the players. And now they have preacherman Tim Tebow.

So what don’t the Patriots have here in 2013?

A ring to match.

The Patriots are going all in with Tebow. Now they can roll out the wildcat or pistol if they need to. Tebow at QB, with Hernandez in the trigger  position, and Ridley, Vareen, or Bolden split out wide. Defenses look out, coaches hold your headsets, the Patriots got a new offensive weapon. They can use him to block, they can use him to hold kicks, they can use Tim to catch a pass, who knows they could use him on the D-line.

One thing that is sure is that Bill Belichick will whip him back up into shape and get his mind off the feet of Rex Ryan. Belichick has done a move like this before, and it hasn’t paid off yet.

He hates the New York teams. One of them is annoying and thinks they are always better than the Pats and the other one just is better than them. The Patriots nabbed Jake Ballard off waivers after he scored on them in the Super Bowl a few years ago. Ballard was injured and it is “taboo” for a team to pick up an injured player off waivers. The Patriots did and Belichick was the mastermind. He will beat the Giants using Ballard.

Now with Tebow, they will do the same, they will roll him out there to get booed and absolutely destroy the Jets defense. Or he will sack Mark Sanchez.

Belichick doesn’t make time for anybody. Not even Tebow time.

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The One Where I have a lot to talk about

Hey,

Been away for awhile.

Oh, what’s that? You’ve never read this before?

Ohh… 

Well I haven’t been writing in this for a while and since then, the Bruins have killed the Maple Leafs and (hopefully) gotten back on track to the Stanley Cup. We’ll see. 

Also the Patriots have been making big moves, they signed a lot of new guys and look to be making a run at it for the next couple of years. 

And there was something else… What was it? What was it?

Oh, yeah! Peyton Manning went to the freaking Broncos. 

Its not like anyone could miss that, I mean SportsCenter followed him in a helicopter as he was visiting the Titans. That was just a little creepy guys. 

And as far as Tebow is concerned, I don’t know what they should do with him. They are going to trade him, the Broncos said that. Where during Manning’s free agency every NFL team “needed a QB” now that Tebow might be moving on from Denver, every team is saying “We’re all set” 

That’s got to be a punch to the stomach for nice old Tim. I’m not saying the Patriots should get him (as QB) we have three decent quarterbacks.

First there’s Tom Brady, I mean he’ll do. Then there’s Brian Hoyer, who could be a starter everywhere else. And also Ryan Mallett, who was originally supposed to be drafted in the first round and dropped into the Patriots lap in the third. 

So, we don’t need help there. But I think he could be a good weapon, anywhere else on the field. And as long as the Broncos aren’t asking a lot I think that the Patiots could go for him and make good use out of him. 

Belichick do your thing.

-Lomonte